my phone wouldn't charge using my regular charger, and would glitch out when i attempted to use it. this made me very anxious, as i needed a functional phone for a trip i was going on in a few days. i set out to find a new usb-c cable. looked all over my home, and the homes of other people. i ended up at a restaurant full of people. there was a cat there. everyone else knew the cat, and told me stories about his life. apparently he had been some sort of criminal, and was a former drug addict. this was a normal-sized cat, unable to speak human languages. i was told about how the cat used to buy shoes, "nike conferences" to be exact, in purple cheetah print, and snort cocaine off of them. i happened to be wearing purple cheetah print pants at the tine, and the cat went up to where i was sitting, stood up on his back paws, rested his front paws on my leg and pretended to snort cocaine off of my pants. everyone in the restaurant went crazy for it. they thought it was funny as hell. it was. (9/6/24)